What everyone needs and wants Monday morning after two awesome NFC and AFC championship games; fresh-brewed java from Gorilla coffee in their cup.

What everyone needs and wants Monday morning after two awesome NFC and AFC championship games; fresh-brewed java from Gorilla coffee in their cup.

That diabolical mistress The Internet has now gifted the world an application to assist in crashing weddings. Crash Corsage!
After entering your location information the Crash Corsage app will filter through public directories for the appropriate wedding info to help you have a boozy night on the bride and groom’s dime. You can also win points for various wedding hijinks (like starting the conga line), and become a ranked “expert” wedding crasher against other users. This modified Four Square application seems only to lack the tuxedo rental.
Whole-bellied fried clams, New England clam chowder, and a lobster BLT from the roadside eatery The Clam Box near Worcester Massachusetts!

Lobster BLT… Only $6.99!!!

And the piece de resistance- fried whole-bellied clams. Magnificent.

The Clam Box 53 S Maple St Brookfield, MA 01506
Seared Ahi tuna taco at Bluewater Grill in San Diego, California. One of the best fish tacos I’ve ever had in my life. This place is legit. It is a seafood market that offers a variety of fish prepared three different ways: tacos, sandwiches and whole plates grilled or fried. The tacos are super cheap (only about 5 dollars each).
They have a very unique and straight-forward method of ordering here. You pick a fish, pick a seasoning, and pick out how you want it on your plate. Their website explains it all right here.
I also sampled the Alaskan halibut and the grilled shrimp, both were amazing, but the seared tuna was the clear winner. They LOADED up the taco, it was like a seared tuna steak on a taco.

Great food, great city. Bluewater Seafood Market and Grill 3667 India St (between San Diego Ave & Winder St)

This could be a new Christmas tradition, a Christmas cake from a Korea Town bakery in NYC. As delicious as it was easy on the eyes.

Bourbon-soaked pork chop from St. Anselm. 355 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn NY

The Proofmeister is back in the old USA and it looks like I already have a date with some sliders this weekend at White Manna in Hackensack, New Jersey. Proof!
The amazing Chilean dish, Pastel de Jaibas!
Down a long alley in the simultaneously gritty and beautiful port city of Valparaiso, Chile you can find the Chilean version of the late night drunk snack- Chorrillana.
The best of the best is located at J. Cruz M. Social Club and Casino (Condell 1466) . J. Cruz is only open 10 pm to 1am during the week and weekends, but luckily for me it is also open for lunches on Fridays and Saturdays from about 10am to 4pm.

Chorrillana is a gigantic portion of french fries buried underneath fried steak, onions and scrambled eggs. Absolutely addictive and fantastic. A group effort that lends itself to ice cold beers and humorous anecdotes. The social club is full of people toasting drinks and listening to ballads played on flamenco guitars. The walls and tables are covered in graffiti and random mementos. Just my kind of place.

Two thumbs up! Let the devastation begin!

Besides Chorrillana, I’m not too sure what other fare is offered here… I did see some local Portenos gnoshing on gigantic bowls of stew, but there certainly are no menus. Luckily, however they had an ample selection of beers to help wash down this monstrosity.

Above is the graffiti decorated table cloth, and below is the decimation and carnage post-Chorrillana. Proof!

Quintay, Chile is an old whaling village outside of Vina Del Mar. The whale oil trade is no more, but its environmental impact and industrial relics can still be viewed in this small hamlet.
There is an amazing whaling museum that overlooks a spectacularly beautiful cove. Check out the pristine Pacific waters in this video:
There are numerous places to eat right on the water, (30 feet from the breakers). The views of the Pacific coast are absolutely breathtaking and the waves and the rocks provide a dramatic backdrop to some freshly caught seafood. I couldn’t stop eating Camarones al Pil Pil throughout my trip to Chile. It’s just a perfect dish. A boatload of shrimp cooked in butter with white wine, with a glass of local Casablanca Valley Sauvignon Blanc, what could be better?
